{"product_id":"9781529431445","title":"What On Earth? : The Count Binface Manifesto","description":"\u003cp\u003eby Binface, Count | United Kingdom, Great Britain \u003cbr\u003ePublished 11\/05\/2023 by Quercus Publishing in the United Kingdom \u003cbr\u003ePaperback | 256 pages\u003cbr\u003e130 x 197 x 21mm | 182g\u003c\/p\u003e\u003chr\u003e\u003cp\u003e'If he wants to spend summer arguing with a bin, I won't stop him' Chancellor Rachael Reeves on Nigel FarageThe Clacton-on-Sea by-election is set for 13 August. Two men will battle it out. Only one will win. Let's make it the bin.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRead Count Binface's manifesto for fixing Britain.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e'Count Binface will be Prime Minister. It's only a matter of time' IndependentGreetings, life-form! My name is Count Binface. I am not Nigel Farage.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI am an intergalactic space warrior, leader of the Recyclons and British election veteran. And as part of my overarching mission to control the entire omniverse, I have come to conquer Clacton-on-Sea.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's not that I want to do this - you need me to. Because the one thing everyone can agree on right now is that Earth is in an absolute state.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou earthlings need a plan. Let's make your planet Count.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo settle down, grab a 99 flake (pledged to always be 99p), and let's make your planet Count.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e'Move over, Nigel - it's time for the Bin Supremacy' Stewart Lee'Count Binface in his steely, glimmering, elusiveness is both a galactically intimidating - and curiously heartening symbol of the future of British politics - #believeinthebin' Rory Stewart'Count Binface is out of this world' Emily Maitlis\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"THE CLEEVE BOOKSHOP LTD","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57318450987383,"sku":"9781529431445","price":11.69,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0758\/0729\/3737\/files\/9781529431445.jpg?v=1784798016","url":"https:\/\/thecleevebookshop.co.uk\/products\/9781529431445","provider":"The Cleeve Bookshop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}