{"product_id":"9781405981972","title":"Diddly Squat: The Farmer's Dog","description":"\u003cp\u003eby Clarkson, Jeremy | South West England \u003cbr\u003ePublished 21\/05\/2026 by Penguin Books Ltd in the United Kingdom as part of the Diddly Squat series \u003cbr\u003ePaperback | 224 pages\u003cbr\u003e196 x 129 x 18mm | 162g\u003c\/p\u003e\u003chr\u003e\u003cp\u003ePre-order the all-new collection of hair-raising missteps and hilarious antics on Diddly Squat Farm, from gentleman farmer and two-time Sexiest Man Alive winner, Jeremy Clarkson.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e'Fans of Prime TV series Clarkson's Farm will enjoy this companion' IRISH TIMESUncooperative animals, underperforming crops, and rather less than best-laid plans pursued with unbridled enthusiasm. Clarkson’s farm is the gift that keeps on giving. But, as one overseas visitor* admitted, he only came to Diddly Squat because he just didn’t believe that Jeremy could be so incompetent.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNot one to be discouraged, however, our hero decides to bring his misunderstood entrepreneurial flair to bear on a new venture: a pub. And just a few short weeks later, the doors open on The Farmer’s Dog.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAll British produce, Hawkstone beer on tap, a private bar for farmers and a vintage tractor hanging from the ceiling. The perfect country pub. A welcome distraction from sustainable farming initiatives, psychedelic wheat, angry protests in central London and a headbutting goat.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat, you may be asking, could possibly go wrong?On top of the lavatories packing up and the electricity running out, you mean? As the Cotwolds’ newest publican quickly discovers, there’s a lot more to landlording than pulling pints.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eJust as well, then, that he still has Lisa, Kaleb, Cheerful Charlie and Gerald to help him through. Especially now his doctor’s told him he’s got to become a vegetablist …*along with the whole of the rest of China, apparentlyPraise for Clarkson's Farm:'The best thing Clarkson's done . . . It pains me to say this' GUARDIAN'Shockingly hopeful' INDEPENDENT'Even the most committed Clarkson haters will find him likeable here' TELEGRAPH'Quite lovely' THE TIMES\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"THE CLEEVE BOOKSHOP LTD","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57101140754807,"sku":"9781405981972","price":9.89,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0758\/0729\/3737\/files\/9781405981972.jpg?v=1779113589","url":"https:\/\/thecleevebookshop.co.uk\/products\/9781405981972","provider":"The Cleeve Bookshop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}